wtf!

I was recently visiting my family in Hackettstown, New Jersey and I realized somethings about the east coast, mainly New Jersey and New York.

1.) People can't handle there alcohol or weed. Within the week I was there 2 people drove on the highway going the wrong way. The first person killed nine people, the second killed no onw but hit two cars, both were found to be under the influence of alcohol and weed.

2.) Almost all small town like their war reenactments. Don't quite understand why but they do live in small towns.

3.) Central park is one of the best places to take a nap, even if you are lying on a huge rock.

4.)Just because it is raining doesn't mean it isn't hot as hell.

5.)The subway system is the greatest thing ever created.

6.) Humidity is the ultimate cruel and unusual punishment.