Coolio, Pauly Shore, and Clown Makeup??? YES PLEASE

Not doing anything August 6-9??? Why not head out to Cave-In Rock, Illinois for the 10th annual GATHERING OF THE JUGGALOS???

What's a Juggalo? Someone who lives and breathes everything ICP. What's ICP?

This.

Watch the ENTIRE 14-minute video.....it will change your life and probably inspire you to drop what you're doing and head out to Crow's Hole, Iowa...er, I mean Cave-In, Illinois and spend the weekend with a bunch of hillbillies in clown makeup.

What...not convinced? Check out who's playing (besides ICP and their fellow clown-painted brethren):

COOLIO


VANILLA ICE!!!!


ICE CUBE


GWAR

KOTTONMOUTH KINGS

and.....


Paul Shore.

There are about 3000 other 'acts' playing this festival, but these were the ones of note.

Besides the music, this amazing, life-changing event features (as listed in the video):

HELICOPTER RIDES

PLENTY OF FOOD

DJ BATTLES

SEMINARS (for what, exactly, is not specified)

HAYSTACK LOVE RIDES

DUDES ON STILTS

BBQ COOKOFF JAMS

MIDGET WRESTLING

MOTOCROSS

FREE CAMPING



among other amenities. No mention of whether or not you get a free sample of Meth when you show up, but I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case....

After viewing that entire 14 minute video, I'm almost convinced to start scheduling my traveling plans to head to Sheep's Butt, Montana....er, I mean Cave-In Rock, Illinois this August and take part in this "family celebration" of bad makeup, hideous music, and camaraderie among my fellow hicks and Juggalos.

See you there!