Thanks to the spot on the ever-informative "The Daily Show with
Jon Stewart" feature, I was informed of a way to eat humans without eating humans. Let me introduce you to the future of cannibalism... HUFU
Hufu is a (100% Vegan) soy based meat product that has the texture and taste of Human meat. It was tested by cannibals they believe to hold the recipe for fake human. It gives regular law-abiding joe's the chance to eat human. crazy, right?
So... what are you waiting for? Go dish on some vegan human meat.